Devil Woman

devilwoman1280Reporter: “Excuse me Miss Forphneria. I hope I pronounced that right. Do you mind if we ask you a few questions for our readers, while the photographer reloads his cameras?”

Miss F: “Not if you don’t mind me holding my pose for the photographer.”

Reporter: “You claim that you are the original ‘devil woman’, of whom so many songs and stories have been written. Is that true?”

Miss F: “Absolutely. When Lucifer was cast out of Heaven, I was the first angel to join him by choice. You do remember that we once were angels, don’t you?”

Reporter: “How long ago was that?”

Miss F: “Foolish mortal. Never ask a woman her age!”

Reporter: “Sorry. Are there any other names that you are known by?”

Miss F: “Well, the most common one is ‘she-devil’. I think every mortal man who was married claimed to be married to me at one time or another. But to answer your question, I’ve been known as Ishtar, Lilith, Mara, Koza, Naamah and second among the Seraphim, just to name a few of the most popular.”

Reporter: “You seem so comfortable here getting your picture taken. After thousands of years of hiding yourself from the site of mankind, how do you adjust to this so easily?”

Miss F: ” I warned you about that age thing! I’ve never been ashamed to be seen. Many have thought me to be beautiful. I just had to hide the fact I’ve got no belly button from men that I seduced. Now I’m showing off that fact.”

Reporter: “Now that you mention it, why don’t you have a belly button?”

Miss F: “Silly human, angels aren’t born. They are each created by the hand of God.”